Akpos walks into a barber shop, and asked,”can I get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” Akpos left. A few days later Akpos stuck his head in the door again and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut, The barber looked around at the shop and said, “About 3 hours.” Akpos left. A week later akpos came into the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour only.” The akpos left. The barber turned to a friend and said, “Hey,Kufure, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut but then he doesn’t ever come back. ” A little while later, he returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, “So where does that guy go when he leaves?” Kufure looked up, tears in his eyes and said, “To your wife.”